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फोन एक मंदिर है,
व्हट्सप्प उसका भगवान,
स्टेटस भेजनेवाला पुजारी,
पढ़नेवाला भक्त,
पढ़ कर रिप्लाइ ना करने वाला
लंगर खा के जाने वाली संगत,
पढ़ के स्माइल करने वाला चप्पल चोर!

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Phone ek mandir hai,
Whatsapp uska Bhagwan,
Status bhejnewala pujari,
padhnewala bhakt,
padh kar reply na karne wala
langar kha ke jaane wali sangat,
padh ke smile karane wala chappl chor!

Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it’s a tiger!!!

Marriage is not a ritual or an end,
it is a long, intricate,intimate dance 2gether
and nothing matters more than
your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.

Don’t take life too seriously
& always find time to laugh warna..
Log bolenge
“ghor kalyug hai,
aajkal cartoon bhi nahi haste”

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Solve this puzzle :-
Wen bullet was fired on Dog,
Tiger died.
Why?
Think
because the dog’s name was tiger.
Improve your knowledge yaar.